The Perfect Dark Humor Gift for Stressed-Out Coworkers
Sometimes the day is long, the emails are endless, and the only reasonable solution is to set a controlled fire in your living room.
This candle reads, “for when you just want to burn something.” It’s the perfect visual representation of that specific brand of adult exhaustion where you’re too tired to actually snap, but just chaotic enough to enjoy a little pyro humor.
It’s the perfect pressure valve for stressed coworkers, burnt-out students, deadline survivors, and anyone whose week deserves a small ceremonial fire.
A sarcastic stress relief gift for birthdays, exam endings, project submissions, or the friend who replies “I’m fine” a little too quickly — plus a wonderfully honest housewarming pick for people who decorate with feelings.
Light this when you need to let off some steam. Just don’t actually burn the house down, okay?
Design code: SC1
Available Fragrances
- Comfort Spice: a fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon stick with a lemon blend, vanilla extract, and pralines.
- Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: a fresh fusion of Eucalyptus and Lavender with a twist of earthy undertones.
- Fresh Balsam: a cool and woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood.
- Honeysuckle: a vibrant floral aroma with bergamot, golden honeysuckle, jasmine, and a calming sandalwood finish.
- Pink Grapefruit: a sweet pink grapefruit layered with a beautifully balanced blend of citron.
- Sea Breeze: a burst of citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss.
- Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: a blend of spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger, combined with warm undertones of fall spices.
- Vanilla Bean: a delight of rich vanilla bean introduced with warm undertones of Tonka bean & whipped cocoa.
- Unscented: unscented candle is perfect for setting a cozy mood with gentle, natural light for any occasion.
Candle Details
- Made without lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
- The glass container can be cleaned after use and repurposed as a decorative item or drinking glass.
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Average burn time: 50–60 hours
- Size: 9 oz
- Height: 3.5″ (8.89 cm)
- Diameter: 2.91″ (7.4 cm)
Care Instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight and away from children and pets.
- Never burn the candle near flammable items.
- For best results, burn for 3–4 hours per session and trim the wick to 1/4″ before each lighting.
- Discontinue use when approximately 1/2″ of wax remains.
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