Funny Goose With Knife T-Shirt | Peace Never an Option Tee, Meme Gift

The Goose That Chose Violence: ‘Peace Was Never an Option’ Knife Design | Funny Aggressive Goose Shirt & Chaotic Duck-Duck-Goose Meme Gift for Farm Humor Fans & Done-With-It People

Everyone fears the goose. This one finally admits it. A long-necked white goose charges forward at full speed, orange feet blurred in motion and a kitchen knife clamped dead-on in its bill, while the small lowercase line beneath it — “peace was never an option” — lands like a threat whispered at the pond’s edge. Flat, minimal illustration; maximum menace. It’s the waterfowl that always looked innocent in the park and was clearly plotting the whole time. Made for goose lovers, farm-humor fans, meme collectors, and anyone who’s ever been hissed at by a bird and respected the boundary afterward.

You played duck, duck, goose as a kid and never once questioned the goose’s motives. Now you know exactly why.

Design code: FU126

T-shirt details

– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

– Ash and Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

– Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

– Heather and solid blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

Size guide

+ Extra Small: [Width: 16.5″ – Length: 27″]

+ Small: [Width: 18″ – Length: 28″]

+ Medium: [Width: 20″ – Length: 29″]

+ Large: [Width: 22″ – Length: 30″]

+ XL: [Width: 24″ – Length: 31″]

+ 2XL: [Width: 26″ – Length: 32″]

+ 3XL: [Width: 28″ – Length: 33″]

+ 4XL: [Width: 30″ – Length: 34″]

+ 5XL: [Width: 32″ – Length: 35″]

Care instructions

– Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 86°F)

– Tumble dry: low heat

– Bleach: only non-chlorine

– Dry clean: do not dry clean

– Iron: do not iron

Note: Actual colors may vary due to monitor settings.