Cat Petting Guide T-Shirt

Consent, According to the Cat: The Butcher-Chart Breakdown of Petting Zones | Sarcastic Cat Humor Tee & Gift for Cat Lovers, Cat Dads & Cat Moms

Every cat owner knows the rules; now there’s a diagram. This deadpan tee charts the feline consent map like a butcher’s cut diagram — tail marked “Look But Don’t Touch,” cheeks and chin rated “Good” to “Great,” back lanes swinging between “Hell Yeah” and “Much Better,” sides filing in a shrug of “Meh” and “What Ever,” belly boldly labeled “Wanna Die,” and all four legs unanimously voting “No,” “Nah,” “Nope,” “Never” — with “CAT PETTING GUIDE” stamped underneath in bold hand-lettered caps. Perfect for cat lovers, cat dads, cat moms, and anyone who has ever misread the room and paid for it in scratches. It’s the ideal welcome gift for new kitten parents, multi-cat households, and veteran cat staff — the chart saves hands.

The belly zone is a trap. It always was. Now it’s just official.

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