Birthday Scented Candles That Smell Like Cake (And Existential Dread)
Because Nothing Says "Happy Birthday" Like a Candle That Judges Your Life Choices
Birthdays smell like slightly stale cake and that one candle that burns way too fast (just like your youth). Our collection of hilarious birthday candles celebrates another trip around the sun, whether you're turning 21 or pretending you're still 29 for the fifth year in a row.
Perfect for:
- Friends who consider "birthday month" an actual thing
- That coworker who still celebrates their half-birthday (weirdo)
- Relatives who pretend not to know your age (bless them)
- Anyone whose birthday wish is just "more naps"
- People who celebrate by crying in the shower like adults
Our birthday-approved candles feature:
- Designs so funny they'll distract from your receding hairline
- Punny jokes that even your grumpy uncle would chuckle at
- Hilarious scents like "Regret & Champagne" and "Leftover Cake for Breakfast"
- Conversation starters for awkward "So... when are you getting married?" questions
Why our birthday candles deserve a spot on your pity party table:
- Long-lasting like your mom's yearly "I was in labor for 36 hours" story
- Great gifts for people who have everything (except a retirement plan)
- Perfect for masking... certain questionable birthday morning odors
- Guaranteed to make them laugh (then immediately feel old)
Time to mark another year of unforgettable moments (and maybe a few regrets). Shop our birthday candle collection now before you have to update your dating profile age again!