The Perfect Warning Tee for Sarcastic Fishermen
Consider this your official boundary marker. This funny fishing tee stacks the warning in three lines of big, bold yellow capitals — “IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU’RE FISHING TOO CLOSE” — the kind of lakeside truth every angler knows but nobody says out loud.
No illustration, no clutter, just pure sign-grade typography that reads from two boats away. It’s a sarcastic piece of lake humor and the perfect gift for anglers, boat dads, lure collectors, and fishing trip crews who guard their favorite spot like a state secret. Equal parts warning label and conversation starter at the dock, the bait shop, or the family lake day.
You’d never say it to their face. The shirt handles the confrontation so you don’t have to.
Design code: FS6
T-Shirt Details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash and Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather and solid blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max. 30°C / 86°F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Bleach: Use only non-chlorine bleach
- Dry clean: Do not dry clean
- Iron: Do not iron
Please note: Actual colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings.
- Extra Small (XS): Width 16.5″ — Length 27″
- Small (S): Width 18″ — Length 28″
- Medium (M): Width 20″ — Length 29″
- Large (L): Width 22″ — Length 30″
- Extra Large (XL): Width 24″ — Length 31″
- 2XL: Width 26″ — Length 32″
- 3XL: Width 28″ — Length 33″
- 4XL: Width 30″ — Length 34″
- 5XL: Width 32″ — Length 35″
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