Funny Adulting Scented Candle | Functional Adult Sarcastic Bestie Gift #SC143

Funny “Being a Functional Adult Every Day Seems a Bit Excessive” Candle | Sarcastic Adulting Humor Gift for Best Friends, Coworkers & Tired Millennials

Adulting is hard. This candle agrees. The clean white label states the obvious in bold black type — “being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive” — turning everyone’s quiet Monday thought into loud, minimalist decor on a classic amber jar. It’s the most relatable sarcastic gift for best friends, coworkers, siblings, roommates, and anyone running on coffee, deadlines, and pure spite. Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, or a Tuesday that went slightly too hard.

Your to-do list will still be there tomorrow. This candle just makes the avoidance smell nice.

Candle details

The candles come in various fragrances and are perfect for soothing long and stressful days.

– Eco-friendly: completely natural and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
– Reusable glass vessel: comes in a glass container that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as a decor or a glass.
– Size: 9 oz total
– 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick
– Average burn time: 50-60 hours
– Height: 3.5″ ~ 8.89 cm
– Diameter: 2.91″ ~ 7.4 cm

Available fragrances

• Comfort Spice: a fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon stick with a lemon blend, vanilla extract, and pralines.
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: a fresh fusion of Eucalyptus and Lavender with a twist of earthy undertones.
• Fresh Balsam: a cool and woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood.
• Honeysuckle: delivering a vibrant floral aroma with bergamot, golden honeysuckle, jasmine, and a calming sandalwood finish.
• Pink Grapefruit: a sweet pink grapefruit layered with a beautifully balanced blend of citron.
• Sea Breeze: a burst of citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss.
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: a blend of spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger, combined with warm undertones of fall spices.
• Vanilla Bean: a delight of rich vanilla bean introduced with warm undertones of Tonka bean & whipped cocoa.
• Unscented: unscented candle is perfect for setting a cozy mood with gentle, natural light for any occasion.

Care instructions

– Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets
– Never burn the candle near flammable items
– For best results, burn the candle for 3 – 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4″ before lighting
– Discontinue use with 1/2″ of wax remaining