Funny Sage That Shit Scented Candle | Witchy Spiritual Humor Gag Gift #SC7

Bad Vibes, Begone: The “Sage That Shit” Smudge Bundle Candle | Witchy Spiritual Humor Gag Gift for Best Friends, Crystal Girls & Modern Witches

Bad energy never stood a chance. This funny witchy candle pairs bold black “SAGE THAT SHIT” lettering with a hand-drawn smudge bundle illustration on a clean white label — the spiritual cleanup crew, minus the smoke alarm. It’s the perfect cheeky pick for crystal girls, modern witches, yoga friends, and anyone who cleanses their space after a bad day, a bad date, or a bad group chat. A hilarious gag gift for birthdays, housewarmings, Samhain, or just because the vibes in here are suspicious.

Your bad vibes will file a formal complaint. This candle will not be responding.

Candle details

The candles come in various fragrances and are perfect for soothing long and stressful days.

– Eco-friendly: completely natural and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
– Reusable glass vessel: comes in a glass container that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as a decor or a glass.
– Size: 9 oz total
– 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick
– Average burn time: 50-60 hours
– Height: 3.5″ ~ 8.89 cm
– Diameter: 2.91″ ~ 7.4 cm

Available fragrances

• Comfort Spice: a fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon stick with a lemon blend, vanilla extract, and pralines.
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: a fresh fusion of Eucalyptus and Lavender with a twist of earthy undertones.
• Fresh Balsam: a cool and woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood.
• Honeysuckle: delivering a vibrant floral aroma with bergamot, golden honeysuckle, jasmine, and a calming sandalwood finish.
• Pink Grapefruit: a sweet pink grapefruit layered with a beautifully balanced blend of citron.
• Sea Breeze: a burst of citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss.
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: a blend of spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger, combined with warm undertones of fall spices.
• Vanilla Bean: a delight of rich vanilla bean introduced with warm undertones of Tonka bean & whipped cocoa.
• Unscented: unscented candle is perfect for setting a cozy mood with gentle, natural light for any occasion.

Care instructions

– Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets
– Never burn the candle near flammable items
– For best results, burn the candle for 3 – 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4″ before lighting
– Discontinue use with 1/2″ of wax remaining