There’s Not Enough Sage in This World for This Shit | Funny Candle #SC142

The candles come in various fragrances and are perfect for soothing long and stressful days.

– Eco-friendly: completely natural and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
– Reusable glass vessel: comes in a glass container that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as a decor or a glass.
– Size: 9 oz total
– 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick
– Average burn time: 50-60 hours
– Height: 3.5″ ~ 8.9 cm
– Diameter: 2.8″ ~ 7.1 cm

Available fragrances

• Apple Harvest: a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.
• Atlantis Whisper: salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city’s timeless allure.
• Christmas Warmth: a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth.
• Cinnamon Vanilla: combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam.
• Coconut Cream + Cardamom: exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down.
• Clean Cotton: cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base.
• Peppered Passionfruit: vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood.
• Sea Salt + Orchid: sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base.
• White Sage and Lavender: lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base.
• Unscented: fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents.

Care instructions

– Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets
– Never burn the candle near flammable items
– For best results, burn the candle for 3 – 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4″ before lighting
– Discontinue use with 1/2″ of wax remaining