The Easiest Trophy He’ll Ever Win: The “Upgraded to DILF” Candle | Spicy Dad Humor & Baby Shower Gift for New Dads, Dads-to-Be & the Friends Who Called It First
The baby arrived, the swagger leveled up, and the man will never be normal about it again. This cocky new dad candle crowns the guy who told every stranger “we’re pregnant,” took full credit for the breathing exercises, and now treats his hospital wristband like a backstage pass. Built for the rookie dad fueled by cold coffee and charisma, the dad-to-be already practicing his smug face, and the partner who did the heavy lifting while he collected the applause. It’s the victory lap for baby showers, dad-chelor parties, first Father’s Days, and gender reveal after-parties that need one more excuse to roast him.
Rode the bench all season, still gives the post-game interview like he scored in overtime.
Design code: SC4
Available Fragrances
- Comfort Spice: a fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon stick with a lemon blend, vanilla extract, and pralines.
- Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: a fresh fusion of Eucalyptus and Lavender with a twist of earthy undertones.
- Fresh Balsam: a cool and woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood.
- Honeysuckle: a vibrant floral aroma with bergamot, golden honeysuckle, jasmine, and a calming sandalwood finish.
- Pink Grapefruit: a sweet pink grapefruit layered with a beautifully balanced blend of citron.
- Sea Breeze: a burst of citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss.
- Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: a blend of spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger, combined with warm undertones of fall spices.
- Vanilla Bean: a delight of rich vanilla bean introduced with warm undertones of Tonka bean & whipped cocoa.
- Unscented: unscented candle is perfect for setting a cozy mood with gentle, natural light for any occasion.
Candle Details
- Made without lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
- The glass container can be cleaned after use and repurposed as a decorative item or drinking glass.
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Average burn time: 50–60 hours
- Size: 9 oz
- Height: 3.5″ (8.89 cm)
- Diameter: 2.91″ (7.4 cm)
Care Instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight and away from children and pets.
- Never burn the candle near flammable items.
- For best results, burn for 3–4 hours per session and trim the wick to 1/4″ before each lighting.
- Discontinue use when approximately 1/2″ of wax remains.
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