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Bold mom-to-be candle with text reading upgraded to MILF

Upgraded to MILF Candle

Price range: $19.51 through $19.92

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The Only Push Notification Worth Celebrating: The “Upgraded to MILF” Candle | Adult Humor & Baby Shower Gift for New Moms, Moms-to-Be & the Friends Who Hype Them Up

Nine months of cravings, a whole entire human, and somehow the hottest promotion she’ll ever receive. The job title was earned the hard way — and this cheeky little candle delivers the paperwork: a standing ovation for first-time moms running on two hours of sleep, moms-to-be about to accept the position, and best friends who kept the edge through every trimester. Perfect for baby showers, push presents, first Mother’s Days, and hospital gift bags that refuse to settle for a plain onesie.

Moms get promoted. Candles get lit. Everybody wins.

Design code: SC3

Available Fragrances

Comfort Spice: a fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon stick with a lemon blend, vanilla extract, and pralines.
Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: a fresh fusion of Eucalyptus and Lavender with a twist of earthy undertones.
Fresh Balsam: a cool and woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood.
Honeysuckle: a vibrant floral aroma with bergamot, golden honeysuckle, jasmine, and a calming sandalwood finish.
Pink Grapefruit: a sweet pink grapefruit layered with a beautifully balanced blend of citron.
Sea Breeze: a burst of citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss.
Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: a blend of spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger, combined with warm undertones of fall spices.
Vanilla Bean: a delight of rich vanilla bean introduced with warm undertones of Tonka bean & whipped cocoa.
Unscented: unscented candle is perfect for setting a cozy mood with gentle, natural light for any occasion.

Candle Details

Made without lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
The glass container can be cleaned after use and repurposed as a decorative item or drinking glass.
100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
Average burn time: 50–60 hours
Size: 9 oz
Height: 3.5″ (8.89 cm)
Diameter: 2.91″ (7.4 cm)

Care Instructions

Keep the burning candle within sight and away from children and pets.
Never burn the candle near flammable items.
For best results, burn for 3–4 hours per session and trim the wick to 1/4″ before each lighting.
Discontinue use when approximately 1/2″ of wax remains.