The Love Language Is Honesty: The “Huge Bonus” Naughty Candle | Cheeky Compliments & Anniversary Gift for Boyfriends, Husbands & the Girlfriends Who Mean Every Word, Mostly
Greeting cards taught everyone to stop at the sweet part, and this brutally honest little candle finishes the sentence the cards were too polite to print: “i love you for your personality but that d*ck is a huge bonus.” Consider it the performance review he never saw coming — high marks on character, five stars on equipment, and a signed confirmation that the whole package made the shortlist. It’s a proud win for the boyfriend with zero self-esteem issues and the husband who still absolutely has it. Gift it for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, and random Tuesdays that deserve a compliment with fine print.
He’s going to be insufferable. Worth it.
Design code: SC6
Available Fragrances
- Comfort Spice: a fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon stick with a lemon blend, vanilla extract, and pralines.
- Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: a fresh fusion of Eucalyptus and Lavender with a twist of earthy undertones.
- Fresh Balsam: a cool and woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood.
- Honeysuckle: a vibrant floral aroma with bergamot, golden honeysuckle, jasmine, and a calming sandalwood finish.
- Pink Grapefruit: a sweet pink grapefruit layered with a beautifully balanced blend of citron.
- Sea Breeze: a burst of citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss.
- Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: a blend of spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger, combined with warm undertones of fall spices.
- Vanilla Bean: a delight of rich vanilla bean introduced with warm undertones of Tonka bean & whipped cocoa.
- Unscented: unscented candle is perfect for setting a cozy mood with gentle, natural light for any occasion.
Candle Details
- Made without lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
- The glass container can be cleaned after use and repurposed as a decorative item or drinking glass.
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Average burn time: 50–60 hours
- Size: 9 oz
- Height: 3.5″ (8.89 cm)
- Diameter: 2.91″ (7.4 cm)
Care Instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight and away from children and pets.
- Never burn the candle near flammable items.
- For best results, burn for 3–4 hours per session and trim the wick to 1/4″ before each lighting.
- Discontinue use when approximately 1/2″ of wax remains.
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