Funny Not Enough Sage Scented Candle | Witchy Humor Best Friend Gift #SC142

This Shit Is Beyond Saving: The “Not Enough Sage” Candle | Sarcastic Witchy Spiritual Humor Gag Gift for Best Friends, Crystal Girls & Modern Witches

Some situations are past the point of a quick smudge. This funny witchy candle says the quiet part in bold black type on a clean white label: “THERE’S NOT ENOUGH SAGE IN THIS WORLD FOR THIS SHIT” — four deadpan lines for every catastrophic Monday, group chat, or family dinner. It’s the perfect sarcastic pick for crystal girls, modern witches, and anyone whose bad vibes require industrial-strength cleansing. A hilarious gag gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or surviving someone.

Your sage bundle just handed in its notice. This situation was above its pay grade anyway.

Candle details

The candles come in various fragrances and are perfect for soothing long and stressful days.

– Eco-friendly: completely natural and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
– Reusable glass vessel: comes in a glass container that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as a decor or a glass.
– Size: 9 oz total
– 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick
– Average burn time: 50-60 hours
– Height: 3.5″ ~ 8.89 cm
– Diameter: 2.91″ ~ 7.4 cm

Available fragrances

• Comfort Spice: a fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon stick with a lemon blend, vanilla extract, and pralines.
• Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: a fresh fusion of Eucalyptus and Lavender with a twist of earthy undertones.
• Fresh Balsam: a cool and woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood.
• Honeysuckle: delivering a vibrant floral aroma with bergamot, golden honeysuckle, jasmine, and a calming sandalwood finish.
• Pink Grapefruit: a sweet pink grapefruit layered with a beautifully balanced blend of citron.
• Sea Breeze: a burst of citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss.
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: a blend of spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger, combined with warm undertones of fall spices.
• Vanilla Bean: a delight of rich vanilla bean introduced with warm undertones of Tonka bean & whipped cocoa.
• Unscented: unscented candle is perfect for setting a cozy mood with gentle, natural light for any occasion.

Care instructions

– Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets
– Never burn the candle near flammable items
– For best results, burn the candle for 3 – 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4″ before lighting
– Discontinue use with 1/2″ of wax remaining